Dark Brandon

The Dark Brandon memes are a good distraction from a very normal presidency — but reveals a new tactic against the conservative meme machine — But what is Dark Brandon? This is now the meme question I’m getting most often. (The second most is about NAFO, but that’s another story.) …

Dystopian writers can wear aviator sunglasses too — Readers have commented on a couple of my recent essays pertaining to President Biden’s September 3, 2022 Philly speech, what I term the “Dark Brandon Speech.” They make some very good points that I’d thoroughly missed, so thanks very much. I want to emphasize up front that criticism is always…

Biden leads America down the garden path — President Joe Biden’s September 3, 2022 Dark Brandon speech sent a chill up my spine. Before the dude even opened his mouth, it was already obvious that the entire spectacle was designed to inspire fear and loathing in his adoring audience and, of course, sheer delight in the hearts of…

When MAGA goes low, Dark Brandon needs to take out their damn legs. Wajahat Ali Although most of the nation adores Michelle Obama, I think we can agree by now that her well-intentioned call to “go high” just doesn’t work with an extremist, counter-majoritarian force that supports a violent insurrection…

Revenge of the Blue Dogs of the Senate — Looks like old Dark Brandon¹ is having a pretty good run these days. Oh, I know that the polls are still saying that he’s underwater and all, but I, for one, have to give credit where credit is due. Dark has fulfilled his promises. When I compare Dark to the…