Or SMASH! (Choose Wisely)
I nominate myself for the “most successful kidnapping and storage of Chinese Gutbloom” Mede!
Thank you for your response, Professor Gutbloom of Suburban Shamanism. I’ve been mulling over your suggestions all weekend.
It feels like you’ve taken the words right out of my mouth. Basically, I don’t have the time for Hatebook … and I’m retired! Their greedy little management team apparently thinks we’re all hoping to become information geese, stuffed with Hatebook stupidity, and with the motivation to shit out potential gourmet delicacies to our “friends.”
My riff on the idea Gutbloom suggested … You could first register a trademark for the “guts” of the message about Medium, and then collect a fee from Medium that grants the platform the right to publish said message in their marketing and promotional materials. It’s a surefire way for you to get rich, and I offer it to you 100% free of charge as…