Drunk

Those of you who have visited the walking street in Pattaya know that shit that goes down there is the stuff of legends for the rest of your life. And for me it was no different. It was sometime close to 3am and the drinks had been flowing for more…

Y’all I’m sick. Like Dumbo’s pink elephants dance around me in a drunken champaign stupor sick. Champaign always made for the worst drunks… and hangovers. I wonder why that is. You’d think something so prestigious and expensive would be easier on the consitutions. Well, it can be expensive. Although, cheap…

Dog owners, in particular, know that man’s best friend is especially perceptive. Our dogs know when we’re in a good mood and when we’re feeling down. However, can dogs tell when you’re drunk? While this may seem like a funny question, considering that alcoholism is one of the most common…

Death to a horse Did you know that a horse can’t vomit? If a horse gets sick, it’s game over. Each weekend when you pick up your first drink, you agree to accept vomiting as the outcome. …

Being this drunk was sobering. — It’s not surprising that I don’t remember much of the drunkest I’ve ever been. But there were photos. I never saw them. Mercifully, except for the photographer, no one ever saw them. Nevertheless, this memory- or the lack of one- is still unsettling years later. I have never been one…