Election 2020

Our hero, the Senator from South Carolina, Lindsey Graham does ‘happy hour’ with Christina Bobb, Donald Trump’s former lawyer of record and Mar-A-Lago documentarian. Announcer: Good evening and welcome to Masterheist Theater’s political drama, The Trials of Lindsey Graham, Water Carrier (*). Episode 5: Ciao Christina, Ciao, Lindsey (Continuing in…

The Select Committee’s final report was released. In it were 11 recommendations including keeping Trump from ever becoming president again per the 14th Amendment of the Constitution which bans those who’ve “engaged in an insurrection” or offered “aid and comfort to the enemies” from running for office. They also included…

Today, Donald Trump proposed terminating the United States Constitution to reinstate himself as President. His basis for this is a faux scandal. Elon Musk’s Twitter 2.0 released a history suggesting biased Twitter employees suppressed (on Twitter only of course) the Hunter Biden laptop story. It’s not a scandal because Twitter…

Lindsey Graham gets confused. Episode 4: “The Trials of Lindsey Graham, Water Carrier” (Announcer voiceover, in hushed tones) Welcome to Episode 4 of Masterheist Theater’s presentation, The Trials of Lindsey Graham, Water Carrier. (*) If you recall, from episode 3 our hero, Lindsey Graham, had filed with the Supreme Court…

(NOTE: This article is not about vote counting or vote tallying. Yes, that’s top of mind for many people. It’s just not what this article is about). Do you ever want to know who won any of your local elections, after you’ve voted? Of course you do. Especially if you’re…