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Gordon Gilman in Early CluesDec 3, 20151 min read

Swag EULA [draft]

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Gang, A follow-up from our Standing Desk Square Dance this afternoon (see attached). Great job Richard with the #codechant calls. Very inspiring!

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Jeff GandDec 4, 20151 min read

Swag EULA [draft]

Gordon Gilman

I am delighted to see that your organization has finally come to its senses and written out a proper TOS for all swag distributions…

You do, of course, realize that this makes me your rightful SwagLord?

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Internet Marketing InternDec 4, 20158 min read

I am delighted to see that your organization has finally come to its senses and written out a…

Jeff Gand

50 new tenders for the computer server

It seems you might be interested in imprinting your logo on various textile products that we…

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GinetteDec 4, 2015

I am delighted to see that your organization has finally come to its senses and written out a…

Jeff Gand

You can’t do this, Mr. Gand. It’s just a draft proposal. The Terms are not yet binding…

Product ManagerDec 7, 2015

Gand, we have as of this morning destroyed in a fiery cauldron all corporate swag items your…

Gordon Gilman

Gordon, I wish you would have consulted with the rest of the office before you destroyed the corporate swag from Gand Industries. I would have been willing to become rightful owner of it and the obligations inherent in it.

The Real Tim BoucherNov 4, 2015

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The original #feeling and #intent of this moment has been registered and shall not be enjoyed, reproduced or re-transmitted without prior written approval from The Creator.

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