This long piece could have been avoided if I had a) a fashion designer, a historian and an MBA graduate as friends who could explain this stuff to me and b) the fear of never finding a job again.
LADIES WOMENS WEDGES JELLY SANDALS CHUNKY PLATFORM GLADIATOR
“Michellie, why?” my sister asked as she stared at my shirt.
“Um, because it’s a cat. And it’s purple.”
“It’s so dorky!”