Doug the Neighbor·4 hours agoMember-only=LAUGHS=…MAY/2023…DOUG the Neighbor=LAUGHS=…MAY/2023…DOUG the Neighbor <Laughter is the BEST Medicine> Knock on the refridgerator door. Salad could be dressing. You want recognition. Try getting 3rd samples at Costco. I am bold. I am brave. I am beautiful. Your name is -Google- because you got all that I am searching for. Gentlemen, when…Fat3 min readFat3 min read
Josh Kretschmer·2 days agoMember-onlyFat Boy, Fat Fingers, Fat TuesdayTriumph in Clumsiness: Timmy’s Parade of Resilience on Fat Tuesday — Once upon a time, in the small town of Maplewood, there was a boy named Timmy. He was known throughout the town for being overweight, but he didn’t let it bother him. …Fat5 min readFat5 min read
Josh Kretschmer·6 days agoMember-onlyFat Thinking: Unveiling the Hamburger Hill IllusionHow Our Perception Plays Tricks on Us When It Comes to Food — In a world where fast food chains seem to be around every corner, our brains can sometimes play tricks on us. Welcome to the fascinating phenomenon of “Fat Thinking” — a cognitive quirk that leads us down unexpected paths, blurring the line between reality and imagination. In this article, we’ll…Fat3 min readFat3 min read
Neha Paranjpe·May 21I’m done being the nice (fat) girl.Time’s up on pretenses. — All my life, I’ve been known for being chubby. It’s been my obvious identity for most people around me. And as it almost always happens, chubby was also equated to me being ‘cute’ and ‘sweet’. I was always looked at as the adorable, chubby girl who said yes to everyone…Fat3 min readFat3 min read
Katherine ShawinGreener Pastures Magazine·May 19My Cluster of Parasitic Cysts Meets Your Airline’s Medical Accommodation Policy for a Seat UpgradeThey vary widely, but mine are filled with teeth and spinal columns — Hello, Mr. Airline Supervisor. I’m calling to request a free seat upgrade for severe medical obstacles, per your company’s policy. Yes, I have my medical documents ready and will email them to you now. What exactly is an “Ovarian Teratoma”? The best way to describe it is, a parasitic fetus-like…Fat3 min readFat3 min read
Tessa Schlesinger - Stoic. Published 60 years.inTessa’s Web-log·May 19Member-onlyThe Real Reason You Can’t Lose WeightFat cells reincarnate — I kid you not! — I’ve lost all my weight a couple of times in my life. I know how to eat, what to eat, and how to burn up energy. What I could never figure out was why it was so quick to return (at twice the speed of light) Then a little while…Fat5 min readFat5 min read
SofiJimenez·May 16YOU FAT, SMUG, LAZY, SELFISH, BASTARD!Fatphobia both in real life and fiction. CW: fatphobia, mentions of eating disorders and weight-related topics. How is it that, whenever people deem someone as fat, they feel the urge to point it out? “Oh my God, look at her! She’s gained so much weight!” “Did you see that FAT…Fat4 min readFat4 min read
Madelaine BellinILLUMINATION·May 15Member-onlyFat Girl EatingI don’t owe you being a “good” fat person. — I went out for lunch by myself yesterday. I got tempura, and dumplings, and rich salmon teriyaki. I ate what I wanted and felt no guilt. A decade ago, this never would have happened. Because I’m fat and female presenting in a world that feels like it owns women’s bodies. …Fat2 min readFat2 min read
Fat and Hopeful·May 176/1/03 269 Scarsdale Diet ’03, day 12 (starting weight 274)Well, here it is, months later, and I weigh even more, although I went back on the diet a couple of weeks ago and I am getting good results. It’s going slowly, but as long as it’s going at all, I’m satisfied. I’ll do a little update to record the…Fat4 min readFat4 min read
ClarainThe Scarlett Letter·May 12Member-onlyGaining Weight During Your AffairBetween me and the scale, the scale gets it first. — 18.25 POUNDS! What in the actual FUCK! Looking at the scale in horror, I blinked. Stepping off, I removed some clothes in case they were the culprit. Nope. The number is nearly twenty pounds higher than when I weighed in last time. Once I decided not to throw the scale…Fat4 min readFat4 min read
