The Food Is Poisoned

That food is poisoned. All the food at this restaurant is poisoned. Don’t think its not. It is. Why do you think I’ve lost so much weight? All the food is poisoned. Not just here, everywhere. All the food, everywhere, its poisoned. I can’t eat anything.

The First Sunrise

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“GABRIEL.”

The thought intruded into the angel’s mind. He winced, as direct contact between his mind and The Holy Presence tended to hurt. “Aye, Lord?”

The new marriage counselling method

“Ok. So let me go through this again. You killed him because he wore the wrong color of shirt?” Her lawyer asked her in disbelief.

“Umm.. Is it that unusual? I mean, have you seen the color. It looked horrible on him and he wanted to go out wearing that. I couldn’t…