What about Cursing on Medium?
Let me rush over to Twitter and curse lest I be considered an IYI.
You should be doing stand up comedy, Sass… But no standing up till your feet heal!
I heard a song on Bandcamp a while back that mentioned $500 shoes. I turned to my wife and said, “That guy’s got $500 shoes? Well, I’ve got my awesome 500 cent shoes!” (flashing my $5.00 Walmart clearance rack sneakers. For real). Instead of…