Too funny, and honest. Heaven forbid men admit that they should focus on building better lives and thus attract better things, and women into their lives. Best things in life always require some effort. Is it so bad that the company of an exceptional woman require a bit of the same?

hi

Dick is abundant and low value, except when it's the dick you want, in which case there's only one and it's precious.

And I hope the dick you want doesnt care about you.

Dear Alana, we published a counterpoint to your “Dickonomicks of Twitter” piece.