The Twiter timeline is pretty strong today.
And let it be known that if I’m on Twitter, and I see your tweet fuckups, I’m gonna star them out of principle.
hellnope replied to your post: Sometimes I eat turkey just right out of the package.
Someday I hope you post a video that’s just you straight eatin’ some cold cuts in bed. Not saying a word. Just looking straight at the camera like, “Oh hey.”
If I ever get my own teevee show, that will be the intro.