Hemorrhoids

When Oversharing is Your Love Language Warning! This article may contain TMI. Well, it is actually composed entirely of TMI. Read on at your peril. I have a habit of oversharing. In my defense, I make no pretense of being a person who appreciates the subtleties of proper conversation. Those…

…blood thirsty and ready for battle — I was at a house party one summer evening when I noticed my friend Chip looking quizzically at something in the palm of his hand. He’d just picked it up off the floor and now he was inspecting the thing by turning it over and poking at it cautiously with…

Hemorrhoids are a common problem that can cause a lot of pain. Because he is afraid to go to the bathroom, this pain gets worse when he poops and makes him very constipated. Hemorrhoids get worse when you don’t treat them because they get more inflamed. It might also cause…

Or was it a hemorrhoid? — This is Smillew, live from the kitchen where I’m eating Cheerios directly from the floor. I don’t have a streaming Twitch account for you to watch me write, but you can easily imagine that I’m scratching my hemorrhoids in between bursts of creativity. By the way, if there are any…

Piling on the puns and prose, where this is going, nobody knows — Hello, hemorrhoids, it’s you guys again. At least by writing about you, I might actually learn to spell your name. One can always hope, can’t one? What is a hemorrhoid you ask? I know. Not for yourself, but for a friend. …