_It’s a half hour til dinner, when will you be home?_
_I’ll be late. I still have customers lingering._
_Yeah, I know. Just have to get them out and then I’ll count out and be on my way._
I’ve never met a Friday the 13th I didn’t like…
(A horror story in 50 words.)
The first thing she wanted to change was the doorknobs. I mean — the doorknobs? All of them? For f — Sorry. Getting off the point.