I feel lucky to know a bunch of funny people. People WAY funnier than me. But instead of asking them about comedy things, I like asking them serious, existential-level stuff. You know, the real LIFE stuff.
I have two kids and have been a parent now for 17+ years. I’ve done many things wrong as a dad (lord…
Science fiction, or speculative fiction, is very often used as a vehicle to try to explain why we…
Please hold me accountable for these because I don’t know if I can take another year of spinning my wheels while my antique diving bell goes…
Aproveitando meu tempo para navegar entre um canal e outro acabei me encontrando com um…
I used to be really stubborn when I was a kid. Really stubborn.
While Queen Elizabeth II recovers from a cold, President-elect Donald Trump has announced he’ll take over the British monarchy next week.
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There are 2 types of people in this world; people who don’t eat pickles and people who secretly fetishize…
If you’re like me — stuck living in a city with one of the worst traffic congestion in the history of humanity, you can’t help but to find new ways to make your commute more bearable and enjoyable.
Sometimes things happen that you can’t control.
-Você sabe que essa é última vez que faremos isso, né?
-Como você gosta de formalizar as coisas. Por que não me mandou um e-mail? Já falamos isso antes, diacho!
Man, 2017. I’m glad to see you.
You’re a sandwich in the bathtub. You’re a warm cup of coffee and a wool blanket on the deck. You’re the empty chair off to the side, where I can sit and watch everyone dance. Let’s hold hands, and decide what to do with all this time.
Breath. In, out, stirringCoffee…
I don’t know what it’s like to be a bear. I have to imagine, though, that if I were one and I found myself in a big city there would be a wealth of emotions flowing through the floodgate of my…
“If I speak of myself in different ways, that is because I look at myself in different…
A gente conheceu a Lizz Lunney num mochilão onde tivemos a oportunidade de ir à…
I got in a ridiculous shipment of loose teas from TheTeaSpot.com and I’m ready to start gettin mah tea on.
There aren’t enough articles out there describing the most productive balance of tools/food. My coffee and food seem to be front and center…and I get nothing done until they’ve disappeared.
“Shhh” said Sprite.
“Why?” asked White.
Once, when he was just a kid, in the midst of the horrors of war, a soldier shared a bar of chocolate with him. It…
Mrs. Elvira Nukus told the town of Norwalk, Tennessee on Friday that it could start…
I have found everlasting happiness in falling in love with you. I’ve found satisfaction better than what any meal provides, warmth more gentle than the sun, and kisses more sweet than the blade of grass receives from a falling mist. Truth be told, my darling, a love like yours is so delicious it can’t…
I could’ve swallowed down some alphabet soup and threw-up better than that.
by Logan Albright
Now we men have to deal with what we wished for.
What is woke?
Oh Jack Herlocker!
You sure know how to make a machine feel loved. I was going through a rough patch, then I got better, but was stupid busy, then I got hit with another rough <insert word for much bigger than a patch here>
Wednesday
Misplacement
Important Question: Which one of Lucifer’s demons mentioned “leg day” at the board meeting?
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Why is simply feeling better not enough of a deterrent to guide my hand away from so many sugary delights during the holidays? (def: October through…when I feel like it)
The Legislative Session is Underway
Donald Trump won the 2016 American elections. Now the prophecies proved untrue, Nollywood movies are in production, female celebrities making hapless videos, anti-Trump paroxysms in the media, terrible foreboding of a bad presidency. And there are the resilient ones, those that believe Trump would…
“O Fulaninho da Silva é diferenciado”. Essa era uma frase comumente ouvida nos campos de várzea de Passa e Fica, cidade onde nasceu. De origem pobre, encontrou no futebol o caminho para uma rápida ascensão social. É bem verdade que tinha um talento nato com a bola nos pés, aquele reservado…
Posted this during a long transit at Doha Airport while cleaning up my Dropbox files….good WiFi which is free and the coffee is very good.
Based on the projected weather forecast, Burlington Township has declared a Code Clue effective…
After yesterday’s Congressional embarrassment of flip-flopping on trying to shut down the ethics committee keeping a watchful eye on itself, lawmakers made a bold, decisive move and passed historic legislation this morning.
Humor is everywhere; if you are looking. Even in the mundane.
You do know that those little blue pellets actually attract the slugs don’t you. You are supposed to sprinkle them in next doors yard while you construct table salt pentagram around your own property (does no one RTFM anymore).
Very loosely based on Robert Klark Graham’s Repository for Germinal Choice, an orphan savant is struck with the undying curiosity to discover the identities of her parents. After rigorous research, she comes across Graham’s sperm…
Life is like swiss cheese — it’s full of holes, and some a-holes — but it still tastes damn good.
Exhausted Car Salesman
Admittedly, it’s kind of a wonky catchphrase. We have Shakespeare to thank for it, as we do many other cliches that were not cliches when he wrote them but rather snarky little gems of intellect and wit (or more laconically, SLGIWisms, pronounced “sill-geh-wiz-ems”). What am I talking about…
For the longest time, Dad has used a flip phone. Despite having the same phone number for years, he has taped to the back of it, his digits written on a white piece of paper in case he forgets it. Pretty ingenious!
Fed up with his job as an embalmer, twenty-eight year old Connor Dickson decides to break the bland rhythm of his life in human remain preservation. He has always been savvy with technology and has an impressively…
So I’m not a natural-born writer. I’m more of a “lite”. I devoured magazines, idolize librarians, and see a story in every person who walks by. My stories then take on a life of their own and grow backstory. What does that make me? Genuine question AND plea for help! 😜
Why do we write?
That is a very good question for all writers to ask themselves. Some write for fame, some write to tell a story that needs to be heard. Some, like myself, get a startling idea started in their heads at midnight and cannot sleep until it is somewhere on paper.
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The funniest ideas are either the ones you came up with on the spot and actually wrote them down or the ideas you labor over for years.
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It’s Wine Wednesday!
Middle class mums everywhere cheer, half way through the week ready for thirsty Thursday and fuck it all Friday.
Wine wednesday started as an escape for my friend who was having marriage problems, a ‘venting you spleen’ evening with no worries of any information leaving the four…
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Not Financial News. Financialtainment | January 4, 2017
