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An Important Announcement From Your Friend Who Snuck Into The Bathroom With A Bottle Of Champagne…
Ellie Guzman
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Ellie, Ima cryin’, girl!

I now see how you’ll make your (next) bazillion: the E.G. Drunk Text App! It’s a little like a breathalyzer. But, based on your BAC, it translates what you REALLY mean into drunken gibberish (ps. I stole that line from a killer David Gray album.) And, it only allows you to text ex’s.


Is there a pig on this plane?

originally published on my travel blog, TravelQuirky

You never know how something innocent might happen on your travels that is hysterically funny. At least for you.

Order of Program for the Inauguration of President Donald J.
Joyce Millman
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Joyce, I didn’t even wanna’ touch my TV that day. Not even get near Salon. MAYBE just watch HuffPost and Breitbart duke it out.

Now? I gots ta be there! (And I’m perty sure you’re a paid DJT shill!)


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