Let me begin by first mentioning that there is nothing wrong with being incredibly stupid. I, for example, am a huge dumbass almost all of time and no one is knocking on my door to arrest me. I am free to live my life as a idiot, just like millions of my fellow…
Now that I have your attention…
I’ve long been fascinated by hermetic regimes. In an era where you can carry the Internet in your pocket, it’s hard to imagine a country where people worship the president.
We have officially passed the midpoint of the NBA season and the Cavs and Warriors can’t play again until mid-June, but there’s still a lot of…
I remember watching Inge De Bruijn break swimming records during the 2000 Summer Olympics at Sydney. Staring at the TV as a primary school kid, I thought to myself, “She’s a woman. She is swimming! She is AWESOME!! I don’t think I would ever…
A lire les dessinateurs de bande dessinée, ils sont fous, ces financiers ! D’Obélix & compagnie au…
I wake up feeling tired and crawl out of bed and go into the kitchen. I put my…
So I’ve been following those fine black men pages on Instagram and Twitter for a while now. The visual thirst be TOO real and I don’t mind objectifying a man from a far occasionally; I think it’s good for my soul. I double tap a particular type: usually dark skin…
“Una Venezuela activa que me regales los buenos diaaas! Buenos días señor y señores caballeros, el…
Why do blankets move during the night towards the foot of the bed? Is it restless…
I could talk about donuts for days; weeks, even. No other food, aside from Ice Cream…
As far as I know, anyone new to the city of Chicago has a civic — nay, spiritual — duty to explore and consume mass…
Fuck. Where am I? A weekly recurring conscious thought. Currently, I lie beside a 5 foot 5 scrawny handsome black man who faintly resembles Big…
Startup Philly Style Donuts will take over a vacant retail space at 1452 E. Columbia Ave, next to Palmer Park in the heart of Fishtown. The company is looking for a soft opening in late February.
In Gary Marshell’s 1990 romantic comedy Pretty Woman, Julia Roberts portrays Vivian Ward, a Los Angeles “hooker with a heart of gold” who is hired and then courted over a period of 6 days by Edward Lewis a successful corporate…
Is there any better way to start the weekend after a…
Obesity, but also impotence and pornography, social contagion and cultural what-the-fucks of all kinds: Hollywood…
The App Store is pretty much dead, but still I venture out into the coldest of cold nights to find the rarest of digital…
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Being offended seems to be the new black. It’s all the rage. Everyone is doing it.
Only, it’s not cute, stylish or fun — and no it doesn’t look good on us. It’s ugly and it reeks of ignorance.
There have been moments during this pregnancy when I’ve felt like I’m living in a deleted scene of Knocked Up. And not in a beautiful Katherine Heigl way, in a floppy Seth Rogan way. Like a person who has been plopped into very real pregnancy…
TAIWAN — Leaving Wendy, their cute London apartment, and all of his adult…
Tutankhamen was buried with fifteen gold-plated chariots along with various other stuff he obviously…
[at a coffee shop]
ME: [nervous] how are you?
DATE: I’m good. How are….. wait what’s going on?
[a massive sweat bead forms on my forehead]
From a good place…FRSC
I was recently at a book reading. During the question and answer session,the author-Olasupo Shashore (book is titled A Platter of Gold)named a few things which bind us together as Nigerians – humour, a high sense of justice amongst others. One humorous trait, he said, that binds us together is our very…
Stephen is our Blackboard administrator and work together with us very efficiently. There are a certain step that an instructor needs to follow to request a course.
Wednesday
It’s a shit day today in the grand concourse of the universe.
Full of salt and strain-
why is this damn shirt so tight?
Why does no one know how to fucking stand on a train?
That was it. When Steve closed his eyes he could still see the front bumper of the kid’s Zamboni inching in front of his. His sciatic nerve…
What do you do when someone hands you the moon, and you don’t quite know what to with it? I watched as you lassoed it from the sky and pushed it, shining, into my ivory arms. I didn’t have the storage for it so I chained it to my back and it followed me around like some grotesque balloon. The…
Most of us with eyes or ears are thinking a good bit about ugliness lately. It’s creeping like toxic orange sludge across our country. It won’t be ignored. If you are on Twitter, you can’t escape the ugliness even for a minute.
Do you guys have code words? you know…
a word you say that is only sputtered muttered or mumbled when you have no idea WHAT to say?
i do.
now i’m not telling you what it is. that. would be stupid.
Formalidades
Originally published at monstruosity.blogspot.com on January 18, 2017.
“I’ll tell you one thing” said Spider. “I won’t miss all the clutter I accumulated during daily life.”
Hawk Messaged Me Back! Vipassana Will Have To Wait
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Choosing the right snow shovel
It was our use of tools that separated humans from the rest of the animals, and one of the oldest may be the spade. While the under-appreciated shovel comes in great shape, few inspire more groans than the winter classic known as the…
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I can’t decide if I’m a monster or not. I’ll let you decide.
Once upon a time……… I hit a kid in the face. But that’s not the whole story, so I do ask that you defer your judgment until you read on.
Your vlog may turn into a mild addiction. … let’s hope.
Hi Michelle
It would appear that your little panther was already in a playful but “attack mode”, firstly your feet then when you offered your face for your expected hug, this misinterpreted to be a sign of “turning the other cheek” for the same playful action.
I believe that the 24 hour churn of clickbait ad-driven online media has really warped the way that we can engage in meaningful, productive, and good-faith discourse. When every nuance and opinion becomes meat for a breathless, reductive thinkpiece written to the lowest common denominator before the churn…
Alpha Monster Advanced Muscle building is not a question of getting to your local fitness center or created through sheer dedication. You must approach your muscle building with the right attitude. Use all the information you have read to…
I was going to write about this yesterday, but I decided to wait until today. I think about the things that…
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“Hundreds of ‘prayer warriors’ have descended on Washington D.C. to undertake a crucial mission: protect U.S. President-elect Donald Trump by…
Hello! I’m a 13 year old boy who’s ready to share his story to the world!
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“Where is SQUIRREL?” (WIS), an App created by myself, is designed for squirrel census in Seattle, and it also can be used in the scientific research of squirrel’s habits. In addition, all citizens in Seattle become our users for the first generation of App…
Cheer-o.
lol, hyena laughing through this one. Thanks for the humor. Seriously, though, have you read it? I haven’t. And yet for all the people who do like it, say it’s a must read, I ask what about it makes it so? “Oh you jsut have to read it.” Sure, fiction in a 1x10¹⁰ can convey things that a few sentences can never, but there’s never an attempt. I wonder why…
While I agree with the humor idea and find John Oliver hilarious and insightful, I’m not sure I’d start my day off with a clip like this as I’ve found politics tends to put me in a bad mood regardless of context.
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Finicky Leprechaun.
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