A lot has changed since the season began three months ago, so it seemed time to update the official League Pass Rankings for the…
El otro día intercambié e-mails con un amigo de quien no había sabido nada en varios meses. Su vida no va bien. Aún no encuentra un trabajo decente, casi 8 meses después de haber sido despedido. El trabajo de medio tiempo que tiene ahora no le gusta, pues trabaja larguísimas horas bajo las…
I’ll admit to being fairly naive about men. I’ve been off the market for 34 years and I’m a little…
Recently I saw a mutant. Not a hideous green monster that lurks in sewers, that would be a very different story entirely. The mutant I saw was small, black with long tufty ears and a big white patch on its belly; a black squirrel. With…
“you burn me”
January 19, 2017
Why my boyfriend is not my best friend
My boyfriend is not my best friend. He’s not even in the top five. He’s like, number seven. And if you add my sisters, everyone slides down five ranks and my boyfriend is somewhere about my twelfth top friend.
Given the political status quo, it seems like there’s no ‘right’ way to prepare for the time ahead. And, since the future feels like one giant Wild Card, I’ve been revisiting my hot takes on history (e.g. lessons gleaned while reading The Plantagenets: The Warrior…
[For the record, I wrote this for humor. Skip to the bottom if you think I’m full of…
Read part 1.
One morning in Chicago I saw a black rat on the sidewalk. It was clearly poisoned, clearly still alive. As fat…
Trust, I don’t want to burp here either, but this coffee is like coke, this cinnamon bun sits like a Pepto Bismol…
Most of the people who know me, either personally or through my Facebook page, are well…
O clipe do Markinhos Moura,canção Anjo Azul, gravado no programa do Chacrinha, é um bom exemplo de como os anos 80 eram errados mas podem trazer uma carga de saudade inapropriada.
enquanto o Markinhos cantava o refrão (já…
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I was on TV this week. My third time on Portlandia, my biggest role, and my first time I got to carry a giant duct tape sword and play piano, so it was completely rad.
The sketch I was in was about Carrie dating a hot guy and her nerdy friends getting…
Before my simple trout brain was merged with the internet in a tragic fishing accident, I was quite happy, really.
Happy in the sense that I didn’t know what happiness was. You see, I wasn’t conscious like…
Dear E,
There are only three people on this Earth who know my actual name is “_________” and not…
Hello, and thank you for applying to use the toilet in my apartment. I prefer that guests not poop in it, and to ensure that I don’t have to deal with any unwanted bathroom emergencies, I ask that you return the completed paperwork to me 5 days before…
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Thursday 1/19/17 day 2 at the Green Flamingo Farm.
We are situated on three and a half acres of farm land which is situated adjacent to a citrus orchard that grows all kinds of varieties of oranges, tangerines and…
Talking about Fight Club now makes me feel old. Do young men still watch it? Do they hope to to one day start a secret movement to topple the government via high-brow/tongue-in-cheek vandalism while maintaining a violent basement bloodletting group? Do…
A reporter from the New York Times is writing an article about it. My goddaughter in…
Glamour’s Blog, *Smitten*, recently posted a controversial article titled “13 Little Things That Can Make a Man Fall Hard”. Here’s the list:
I was at a party yesterday and I remember seeing two boys arguing over toys, argument turned into fight…
A Whimsical Listicle…
“Red is out there chasing helicopters again” sighed Yuffie.
I guess I’m not really Nigerian. It seems I’ve never really been.
I don’t talk the way Nigerians talk. I don’t see the way Nigerians see. I don’t touch or feel or understand the world the way Nigerians do. At least, that’s what I’ve always been told; by Nigerians themselves. Nigerians who have mostly found that they are not…
I’m going to be marching on Saturday here in Chicago. Not only do I embrace the platform of the Women’s March — you can read it here — but I believe that the next four years are going to require a lot of progressives on the ground, organizing locally and not just in the…
Found myself in NashvilleLivin’ in a pond,Croaked to my homeys, “What’s goin’ on?”
While many of you point to a hot slice of pizza, or perhaps scalding spaghetti sauce, as the perfect food villain for destroying the roof of your mouth, I thinks it’s time, here and now in 2017, that we shed a little culinary light on another subject that causes just as much…
This was a parody of the movie “Her” I wrote in 2014…
Recently I found one of my old cell phones in the bottom of a drawer at my parent’s house. I was intrigued by it, as having not turned it on for 5 or 6 years and I found myself unable to remember what information and memories it may possess. I switched it on and rooted through my MMS history. I was…
Tell us how it feels to use a quality shaving tool. Did it feel good when your shaving exploitation stopped?
THE HEAVENS–The Soul Formerly Known as Prince reported Thursday that after experiencing Eternal Paradise…
Get the Indian Post Office Admit Card 2017!!! The candidate, who wants to download the Postman Exam Hall Ticket, can easily get it, by following the simple and easy steps that are given on…
This is hilarious. I don’t often literally LOL even though I might say I do. Reading your post I literally did! So, so funny…
Bat Boy, the sensation discovered by the “Poo-Litzer Prize” winning WEEKLY WORLD NEWS has surfaced again and is…
Quis assistir ao filme Capitão Fantástico porque Viggo, o protagonista, é amigo de Silvestre…
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Please note: Needs Level 1: Basic Biological Needs and Level 2: Safety Needs are obviously…
One of my pet peeves is when lists of “Google Easter eggs” include ones that use the I’m Feeling Lucky button. Any “Easter eggs” that require you to type something in and click I’m Feeling Lucky are basically the same as just googling that text and going to the first result and likely aren’t affiliated with Google at all. This list only contains one…
Facebook Correspondence with a Freshman Creative Writing Major named Avery
me: hey Avery what did Professor Michaels want us to bring for class on Wed? I totally zoned out lol
Avery: Oh what, me? Yeah…I guess you could say I’m a writer.
Dear L,
I am Troubled with Chairs!
Author don Miguel Ruiz in the “Fifth Agreement” reminds me that gossip generates fear. He uses the example of a chair; chairs are made of wood, metal or plastic or a combination of all three. When I see a chair I immediately know what…
Peak Foam
I loved my Leesa. My first king sized bed, it was comfortable and sleeping on it was like bliss. I am, however, a review junkie, and I couldn’t…
Thursday
The week
For many people death is an uncomfortable conversation, but not for me. I like to bring up the subject at random times with random people. Tonight, it was on our way to Starbucks with my boyfriend.
The Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie was on a New York sports station WFAN speaking his mind so to speak. Christie has publicly expressed that he is a Dallas Cowboys fan even though he governs a state that has Jets, Giants, and Eagles Fans. Christie has no shame in…
Remember, the best things in life costs money. Everything else is practically free. Since you don’t have money anymore…
Heh heh! You reminded me of yet another ridiculous viral article from the recent past. I could not believe what I was reading at the time. And I wondered about the author’s motivation. Looking back, I think it was a guy who knew he’d get lots of attention for playing the role of Captain Obvious and writing the inverse of a “Well, Duh, Of Course You…
Rejoice and beware there are going to be new royals in town. Thanks to the heat and fireworks generated in the media about who is going to be the chosen one, your mind is etched and may be scarred with so many names and histories,even sometimes titillating, of all players, it is time to take a break and relax once the white house settles down.
Seriously. I’ve put my iron in the refrigerator.
“It’s killing me,” I say as I lay horizontally, staring at the ceiling. “Figuratively, of course. Or maybe…
Marshall is not a fan of a lot of clutter. But he loves his wife Cheryl, and he admits he doesn’t…
Alain Locke Hall: January 12, 2017: Thursday 8:10–9:30 a.m.
On the second day of class, we took our first ever class quiz and it was on Book One of the Homer’s Iliad. And I believe I did a pretty good job on remembering a few of the facts about it…
MY LITTLE #tag FRIEND!!!
Four little lines you know just like a square
A funny little shape that we put here and there.
It works just like magic if I were being fair.
The poor things even used without thought or care
The Gary Vee Experience
So the other day I found a vlog. featuring this guy and it has sparked a whole new insight that is just telling me to dump life where its at and move forward as a new creature. I’ve always experience my words fall on deaf ears on social media sites as if no one in paying attention. In true reality…
Scandalous Snowman.
Indonesia’s plane crashes: pilots were high, says narcotics boss
Most of Indonesia’s airline accidents have involved pilots who tested positive for drugs…
In To Have and Have Not, Harry Morgan is a fly-by-night fishing boat guy that does the Bogart bit with a Thompson submachine gun and gets his tail salted himself. Ending up on an operating table with a wound that Dr. Ben Carson would just shrug over, he starts thinking about his…
*GLOOM ALERT*
I apologise, I must find some more positive things to talk about. However I do find this a bit easier to get things off my chest…
Okay so this is a bit premature. But. Valentines day.
Slimy Ungulate. Sometimes I have to look up the words.
Monday thru Friday Routine
Mentally, I know what it is but it’s a different sight and feeling when it’s visually recorded…
3:15am — Alarm Sounds
3:20am — Get Days Clothes (consisting of Pants, Shirt, Jacket, Socks and Underwear.
I need to apologize to Ariana Grande for my earlier blog which I tried to give her constructive criticism which I failed to do in the blog. It came out a little harsh. Ariana, I’m sorry that my open letter to you came out a little…
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01 Night / 02 Days Package:
Itinerary
DAY 1 :
Check in time : 12:00 PM
Noyili sen’s ae mol Drayi
g’waasa
This video is a brief recount of the senior lady I saw yesterday who got so confused while…
“BECAUSE IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED, STOP TRYING AND HAVE A BISCUIT.”
“Bleep bloop bloop” — a 22nd century robot making fun of the way their 21st century grandma robot talks
Stores, ready for Valentine’s Day
Come January
Love, artificial love
For sale, at the usual dispensaries
Not meant
For offbrand use now or later
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I have always liked to get my kick by running the big shot’s day. I was forty-seven in security at Compaq and the Guard Corps was a youth salute. All the fat cats wanted a blond girl security guard whizzing around on a bicycle so they could beep their horn at her ass (if their old lady was in the M-B…
Sleepy Bananna.
It was, but what was it? Every sound, picture, evidence, practice and sort of object in me can be distorbed by the others thoughts and you must prepare to such exibitions in every place. So it was, before night, when i thought that all is well and fine and etc… but stop. In one moment i`d heard about myself so much…
