Let’s get real…
Well, to me they are funny, but I was there. You know how that goes…
Once upon a time, I was having sex with this guy, when he decided to put my leg up in the air. He was standing up or kneeling on the bed. I can’t remember exactly, but he was upright and my one leg was…
Each medium of art has its famous works and hidden gems. One such God’s gift to humankind is Big Order (2016). The script writer of this gem is the same as Boku no Pico’s.
It seemed as if every other minute, Mira had a new passion, a new hobby. She flitted from one idea to the other faster than an…
They say laughter is the best medicine and weather is the number one conversation starter.
HumorCast is the brainchild of these two ideas. The mission of HumorCast is simple, provide a great conversation starter, make your sides ache…
Vetting as Wikipedia will tell you (& anyone with an internet connection) is a term which originated in European horse-racing. But do not trust me so glibly, go check it and return. But leave the browser open so it seems like you are…
I’ve gone to some extremes (will document later) searching for a ‘real paper Internet’, and this is the closest thing I’ve found..they call it the Hemingwrite:
Being Aquarius I love this. So true too~ Thanks for the smiles.
How original of me to write an existential article about approaching the age of 30 but nonetheless here it is: Ex party girl turned stay at home wifey (minus the handsome boyfriend and French bulldog puppy BUT plus my overbearing mother and an inordinate amount of time by myself).
Our first morning in Phnom Penh, Cambodia where the air is hot, the pool water is cool, and minivan buses going from the…
“What are you doing?” he asked me, chuckling. Fifty feet away from the stage, an hour before the band went on, standing in…
Fico imaginando quando a policia faz uma apreensão de drogas ou de armas, como que fica a disputa pra ver quem vai decorar a mesa:
Here’s a passive-aggressive, not-that-embellished version of a conversation I have with a stranger on *at least* a weekly basis:
“Yes. They’re twins. The small children I’m carting around who look exactly alike were born three minutes apart, nearly six weeks early. Yes…
The tainted queen messenger falls
The wild orange flame rises high
The swamp reflects still full and fetid
Some weeks slog by, some go by in a blur. This week falls into the latter category. If I close my eyes, I can’t really recall what I was doing on any particular day. The weather was also strange, with some late January days reaching up toward 60s, while…
I cried after masturbating —
tremors concurrent with sobs.
This is for survival,
for writhing animals behind desk jobs.
During the lead-up to the final days, they all liked to mock Brooklyn for being uniquely unequipped to deal with it. Coastal elites, with their books and their Ivy-league educations, packed into coöps and apartment buildings like a bunch of rats. What they forgot: we’d been pickling shit for years.
Trump voters live in the magical world of Trumplandia:
“uhhh..can I get a medium decaf coffee, please.”
“You mean a grande? I don’t have a….”
I live in the heart of hip Portland. But I still like going to starbucks. It’s where my dad always stopped growing up. Sometimes he’d treat me to a warm…
TheFunnyParent
Will our children have a signature?!?!
Saturday
Skyline
What a loaded question, right? I mean, what haven’t most of us done while completely wasted beyond…
I miss my cat.
When he passed I began to travel. His gift to me on the timing of his leaving.
For now I’m blessed to be living in a tropical climate, with hot days and warm nights. A friend teases me and reminds me it’s winter. I tease back saying it’s not winter if it’s too warm to wear socks.
The king was displeased. His queen’s post had gotten more likes than him again. Seven hundred and ten likes to be exact. The post was a picture of her visiting the local blacksmith, whose muscles protruded as he flexed his arms next to the queen. His majesty was almost certain that she was doing…
The I-TRUMP soared to unprecedented heights this week, just seven days after its principal holding, Donald Trump, had its initial public offering of awful executive orders. Building on a…
Why do lions dance?They can’t tell the differencebetween types of signs
Fiji Sun
Some members of the Fiji National Provident Fund during the annual member forum at the FNPF office in Suva on Thursday. Photo: IVAMERE NATARO
About 56,000 people above 50 years of age have less than $10,000 in their Fiji National Provident Fund accounts.
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Participants during the Roko Tui’s meeting at Nadave, Tailevu .
Issues raised by maritime field workers at the Roko Tui’s week-long meeting at Nadave, Tailevu, were shipping services and the opening of an office in Vanuabalavu.
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