Dash MacIntyre·13 hours agoMember-onlyWho Is Trump’s Mole? Here Are The Top SuspectsThe specific knowledge the FBI seemed to possess about the top secret documents Donald Trump was hiding at Mar-a-Lago suggests someone close to him flipped and became a mole for federal investigators. Who was the mole? These are the most likely suspects! Jared Kushner: Jared is perhaps the funniest potential…Humor4 min read
John Blesso·16 hours agoThe Milwaukee Sawzall MassacreHow a power tool taught me that everything gets worse before it gets better — Across the Hudson River from Beacon, midway up the valley rising above the Regal Bag Factory, on the corner of Montgomery and Broad Streets in Newburgh — a vibrant and recovering city lined with some of the most sublime architecture in the country — I was working among my crew…Humor5 min read
Toni CroweinMuddyUm·1 day agoMember-onlySo, My Titties Are Bothering You?Too bad, don’t look at them — “Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.” ― Joan Jet I am at an event for my granddaughter. I dressed up in a cute thin-strapped bright yellow midi sundress. You can see 1.5 inches of my cleavage. I have full, round chocolate-colored breasts that look…Humor4 min read
Dash MacIntyre·2 days agoMember-onlyTrump’s Stupidest Excuses So Far For Stealing Nuclear SecretsThese are the greatest hits so far of Donald Trump’s excuses for allegedly getting busted mishandling top secret nuclear documents and being investigated for espionage: “I checked out all those nuclear secrets from Obama’s presidential library in Chicago! He’s the one mishandling top secret nuclear secrets, not me!” “Melania took…Humor4 min read
Kari Lynn Collins·3 hours agoTaking a gander … at a gander.I’m about to let you in on some Collins family business, so listen closely. My husband and the roving gang of geese we used to think were cute, are about to go a few rounds, and I’m afraid my husband will be arrested for goose abuse before it’s all over. …Humor3 min read
Sean KernaninMind Cafe·2 days agoMember-onlyYou Are Too Nice to Beautiful PeopleAnd not nice enough to the rest of us. — Her hypnotic eyes were the color of the desert and her hair was long and dark and perfectly straight, cascading down her back like waves of brown silk. She was beautiful on the day she was born. Her parents were both highly attractive and she later became a model —…Humor5 min read
T. Kent JonesinSlackjaw·15 hours agoMember-onlyWhat Happened When I Typed “Smacked In The Nuts With A Rake” Into A Headline GeneratorAnd the results are… — 19 Smart Tools To Simplify Smacked In The Nuts With A Rake How I Turned Out To Be A Smacked In The Nuts With A Rake Specialist 6 Top Ways For Effortless Smacked In The Nuts With A Rake Smacked In The Nuts With A Rake: The Ultimate Strategies List …Humor2 min read
Demeter Delune·1 day agoMember-onlyThe Top 8 Shitty Things Men Have Said or Done to Me in The Past YearWith bonus shitty statements from fellow women! — One of my dearest friends, Vanessa Torre, uses a term I also like to use: Man on the Internet. She uses it the same way I do. It doesn’t refer to one specific man, oh no honey. Man on the Internet contains multitudes. Think of it like Florida Man. Everyone…Humor7 min read
C L SmithinThe Haven·2 days agoMember-onlyShowdown in Mar-a-Lago: A Pictorial Analysis of the ‘Search of the Century’DATELINE: MONDAY, AUGUST 9, 2022. MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA. PROPOSED FUTURE SITE OF THE CONFEDERATE WHITE HOUSE.Humor5 min read
