Peter Kovalsky·9 hours agoThe Ultimate BetrayalI have never been so angry — I woke up today, ready to face the day. Eager. Excited, even! I have a date planned with a new cutie — my first in ages, thanks to covid complicating the compatibility calculus. I woke up today, ready to face the day. Comfortable. Rested! Snuggled around a body pillow, nestled…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Natasha MHinEllemeno·2 days agoDisney, We Need To TalkI think I lost the plot watching ‘The Little Mermaid’ — “Look at this stuff Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the girl The girl who has everything? Look at this trove Treasures untold How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around here you think Sure, she’s got everything I’ve got gadgets and…Humor10 min readHumor10 min read
Shirley LaffainBadform·13 hours agoMember-onlyThat Obnoxious Cellphone of YOURSCan We Talk? Imagine if cellphones were the size of our laptops It would look ridiculous to walk around trying to type and function at the same time. But because computers are embedded in handheld cellphones, we multi-task like no one’s business. And then it becomes MY business. Because now I have to put up with YOU when you use your cellphone while you’re: Crossing the street at an intersection. SLOWLY. Looking down the entire…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Brad Gosse·9 hours agoMan Who Opened Emergency Door on Flight Said He Was Trying to Catch a Charizard on Pokémon GoIn a bizarre incident that has left passengers and crew members scratching their heads, a man who opened the emergency door on a South Korea flight told police he was merely trying to catch a Charizard on Pokémon Go. The incident occurred mid-flight when passengers were startled by a sudden…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Dash MacIntyre·15 hours agoA Day In The Life Of A Woke, Satanic, Communist DemocratA step-by-step guide on how to live like a liberal. — 8:30am — Wake up to the sound of a screaming newborn baby, and say quick morning prayers to the three S’s: Satan, Stalin, and Soros. 8:31am — Put on a scary Halloween mask to terrify the baby, and gets its adrenaline level up. …Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Rubi Joshi·2 days agoFlawed Masterpieces: Unearthing the Hidden Goofs in Famous PaintingsWelcome, art enthusiasts, to a world where masterpieces aren’t as perfect as they seem. Prepare to have your perception turned upside down as we embark on a whimsical and satirical adventure through five famous paintings. Buckle up, for we’re about to expose the hidden flaws that have eluded even the…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Anjie ZhenginSlackjaw·18 hours agoBreaking Up With My Toxic Friend, The Fed, As Coached By My TikTok TherapistThe Federal Reserve 1850 K St NW Washington DC 20006 Dear Fed, I’ve treasured our time together, but I no longer have the bandwidth for our friendship. I can no longer spend my days trying to predict your every move — will you raise interest rates? Will you not? How…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Annie Forbes CooperinThe Shortform·1 hour agoMember-onlySex Tales of the City: The Consequences of Urban IntimaciesReimagining the parlor game consequences to reflect different aspects of New York City’s digital dating scene — Consequence # 1 Nicole, an “athletic and toned” magazine editor Met: Wally, a “few pounds extra” graphic designer At: The Corner Bistro, Greenwich Village She wore: A leather biker jacket, sprayed-on jeans, and pointy shoes that hurt her feet He wore: A pair of chino pants and a wool sweater his mom had…Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
Robin Wilding 💎inBouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs·14 hours agoMember-onlyAI Images Are Creepy, Soulless & Hurting Your WritingA look at the real McCoy — and the fake decoy — AI images are creepy (as fuck). I keep seeing AI-generated images across Medium and each time it repels me. It’s like putting on the movie Candyman, expecting something Wonka-like, and getting — well, Candyman. There is something about them that is empty, soulless. And here on Medium, you don’t get…Humor8 min readHumor8 min read
Background Noise Comics·12 hours agoMember-onlyMen Are From Pluto…Do you cheat on your boo with other TV shows?Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
