Humor

A roadmap on people. — Most of you will face at least one major betrayal in your life. Those who keep bad people around will face many more. You have much to gain by reading someone’s true personality. Trust, time, money, hardship, and happiness are directly impacted by the company you keep. …

How will it all end, particularly if you were sentient enough in the 90s to have picked a favorite female indie-folk-rocker? — Fiona Apple After a night out with your Arthouse Movie Club you see your ex making out with a wispy young Instagram influencer. You dislocate your shoulder while smashing the car windows of his Audi. During recovery you become addicted to opioids and spend five years in and out of treatment…

Everyone's number-one comedy newspaper — Slackjaw Decides To Call It A Day One of Medium’s most successful publications has decided it can no longer keep going, after admitting that it was never funny in the first place. Chief editor, Alex Baia, told Medium Reporter’s humour correspondent, “To be honest, it’s like flogging a fucking dead horse. When we first started, we knew…

From the world’s mightiest one…. (Fuzzy, static image becomes straight and clear with a hit to the right side of the camera…). Ah, there we are. Hello, interested specimens of the Internet. It is I, Cerberus, the world’s most powerful pre-natal canine specimen- i.e. puppy- here to celebrate my kind…

They had been on two dates before moving in together! She said he could be her soulmate. She said he could be the love of her life. But after twenty-four hours of “living together”, she ended the relationship. I used to work with a woman named Kristen. She was looking…