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Parents, We’ve gotten some pushback about the preschool graduation calendar, so we just wanted to reach out, explain the schedule, and remind you that we are mandated reporters if we suspect that you don’t love your child enough to sacrifice your careers and livelihoods. Obviously, your child will only graduate…

Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think like that? Well, this is homeschooling’s finest hour. — Rolling Stone reports that Kandiss Taylor, the Christian Nationalist “Jesus, Guns, and Babies” podcaster, as well as a GOP Georgia gubernatorial candidate in 2022 and newly-appointed Georgia Republican Party district chairperson, is taking a lot of slack for things said in her recent interview with two fellow flat earthers. In…

A beaver, a sex fiend, and a professor walk into MIT — From: jepstein@sotrustco.biz Sent: Monday, May 12, 2015 9:15 AM To: nchomsky@mit.edu Subject: Linguistics Dear Professor Chomsky — We met a while back at an MIT Media Lab party, I was the fellow whose date you “mistakenly” thought was my daughter — so funny! …

She's white. She's black. She's male. She's female. She's kind. She's mean. And she is utterly terrifying. — Carl Jung would have had some theories on why Disney's recent adaptation of The Little Mermaid has your racist uncle's truck balls in a twist. According to Jungian theory, men have an unconscious feminine side called the anima. Jung believed that men who repress their feminine side are doomed to…

Written & Illustrated by Emily Menez Gatorade is many things: a sugar-soaked neon beverage, a celebratory shower for athletes, and now, a contemplation on the passage of time. When half-empty bottles of Gatorade became my husband’s chosen home office decor, I began to ponder what kind of statement a 39-year-old…

Discover a side-splitting twist on Shakespeare’s tales as the bard himself takes on the digital age! — A word to the wise from old Shakespeare’s ghost, For modernizing tales, I’d be your host, To bring forth laughter, tears and love, And fit today’s world like a well-tailored glove. In spirit form, through time, I glide, Observing this digital age worldwide. …

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you 😜😜😜 You remember the Stealers Wheel song, right? Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right? Sounds like your co-workers, right? Hola amigos! Great to see your happy faces again. Oh, not yet — ok, hang in. I’ll get…

Making $100 a day online doesn’t have to be boring! In fact, when it comes to digital side hustles and internet businesses, the quirkier the idea, often the better! For example, as a freelance writer and 10-year veteran of the gig economy, I’ve heard some pretty funny stories about ways…