Idiots

Fearless and I are talking again. Nancy returned. I ran into twits. I’m back on that shithole called OkCupid. Dealing with NIMBYs. Fearless Impala After a week of sparse texts between us, we finally… er… “made up.” Not sure what the right term is here. She was expecting me to cut and…

We love you just the way you are — Take your putrid habit outside, j … u … s … t … outside You stink and you’re bad for everyone around you. That’s why you’ve been banished to the cold, cruel outdoors. I am talking about you, smokers. Everyone knows: the shit you breath in, the shit you breath out, the smoke coming off the end of your coffin nail and the particles…

Unless of course you don’t believe in science. A study that was recently published in The Lancet says, and I quote: “Based on official reported COVID-19 deaths, we estimated that vaccinations prevented 14·4 million (95% credible interval [Crl] 13·7–15·9) deaths from COVID-19 in 185 countries and territories between Dec 8, 2020, and Dec 8, 2021.” There are more…

Who knew this would prove to be so difficult — As the boys I mentor say, what happened was I was commenting on a story William Spivey wrote about former football player, bobsledder, sprinter, mixed martial artist, and failed senatorial candidate Herschel Walker. Mr. Spivey was wondering what Herschel Walker would do if he lost the senatorial election in the…

People say the darndest things. Each of the 8 quotes are from various people whose path I crossed at some point in my life. The one thing I noticed that all 8 situations have in common is the extreme lengths that people go to when they are convinced that they are right. Given some of the extremist attitudes presented below, there ought to be some sort of law. 1- While working at a staffing agency:

I Know Who You Are I admit I am a great one to give advice. On the other hand, I love to try other people’s advice. If it is too far out of my comfort zone like talking to a packed stadium, I will not even consider it. Fine for…