Just ‘avin a laugh

A man asked his tortoise to go and get a newspaper.
After a year there was no sign of the tortoise.
One day the man was busy in his garden when he spotted the tortoise by the gate.
“What took you so long”?, asked the man.
” I haven’t been yet”, he replied.

I admire your candor. And before I continue, I agree that MLH overreacted when they expelled you and Tommy over a joke. A warning would have sufficed.

But honestly, I think Tommy’s joke was funnier than yours.

When you make a joke about a recent event, it has to make sense in the context of that…

3 syllabes de 3 lettres : PAR-KIN-SON

À l’occasion de la journée mondiale contre la maladie, j’ai eu eu besoin de faire le point sur celle entrée il y a 17 ans dans ma vie.

Memoirs of an angry traveller

It wasn’t a wonderful morning; I was awakened by an irritating sound of pesky crows. My journey began from Phuentsholing. The weather was great except for the heavy rain and hailstone. I sense a bad luck today as I had a really bad dream where I was being chased by a giant…

She is my love

She is as cute as a clam, as nice as an ostrich, as confident as a lamb.

She is my dove. She is my glove. She is my love.

I don’t deserve her.

I am bad man. I have been mean to her. But now I realize, I must change.