2031 — The extract of Ted’s
The Who, the Where, and the How of
the World’s UnvaccinaTed Scramblers
is ethced (sic) in the stoned:
Jack, John, and Jim in Jack’s garage,
constructing an electronic device
to make the rapid take-off
of THC effects unintelligible.
Jackson, Johnson, and Jimson in the basement,
dodging the would-be homework co-assignment
after initial pass protection has failed.
Jackie, Jane, and Jemima in Jackie’s kitchen,
scrambling mushrooms until the familiar fumes
usher in the urge to hump hemp pillows.