Magic Monday: Celebrating Our Favorite Pieces of Satire (Week of July 31st) — Frustrating Things That Happen After You Moisturize Your Hands by Luke Burns (Daily Shouts) An eccentric billionaire offers you a hundred million dollars if you can swing across some monkey bars. Mom, Dad, I Think I Might Be Disney’s First Gay Character by Audrey Clark (Points in Case) Dad, I know it’s a shock, but it’s really not as strange as it sounds. Ironically, there are tons of people who…