This poem is dedicated to people like you.
Really, to people like you. See, without
People like you,
I would have nothing to write about. Thank you for screwing me over. Not YOU specifically. The other ones! Energy,
Zooms,
Unsigned
Leases
And time. To all the roommates
I interviewed,
And to the
Landlords
I schmoozed,
Thank you. And to the brokers out there
Who don’t care to know their buildings: