If only your novel made less sense — FROM: Ian Reynolds, The Treadwell Literary Agency TO: Karl Hoeflich, author Dear Mr. Hoeflich, We have received and reviewed your manuscript, “Stroke My Me-ness, The Pus Kronikles, Vol. 1(?)” It is abstruse, pretentious, condescending, puerile, baffling, hostile, staggeringly self-indulgent, and crammed with references so obscure you must have invented them…