A Love Letter For Real People

No frills, just the truth.

I believe in you, babe.

I believe in pouring myself out for you, for us.

I believe you’re worth my time, as much of it as you want.

What Is A Lover?

1. A partner-in-crime (to call in sick and be a bum with on a Monday).
2. A human pillow, always warm.
3. Extra fingers to scratch your back.
4. Silly fights picked for the makeup sex.
5. “I’m high on you.”

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