Episode 23: On Having a Baby and Vaginal Phobias“Honey, I think I’m in labor,” I said, as I rolled over in bed, and gave him a good shake.“You’re not in labor,” he replied, and waved his limp arm at me like I was a pesky mosquito honing in on its prey. “What time is…
Showing Kindness to StrangersA dashboard confessional that’s more emo than the bandI see this guy nearly every day, I pass by him as I drive to work. Rail thin, always lugging a backpack around, always hobbling around under the overpass…
A Thousand WordsThe rhythm. The rhythm is all wrong. I don’t control the words. They control me. Subtle, temperamental creatures. Sometimes, they…
Episode 22: Boys Will Be Boys“I have some awesome news,” Robby said as he stopped by my cube to pick me up for lunch.“Good, what’s up?” I slipped my shoes back onto my swollen feet, grabbed my bag and we waddled out to the car.
Twitter Troll Trigger AlertSo, that happened Tuesday night. That pleasant little cumdumpster, someone who doesn’t know me, doesn’t read…
Matt Dillon, First and ForeverOh Matt Dillon, my Matt Dillon. You and I could have such a life together. Forget that I am twelve and…