Mike Bloomberg

Mike Bloomberg Needs to Become the Koch Brothers of Gun Control

Someone else can worry about the terminals, Mike

Jewish Leprechaun Offends Race Of Alcoholics

Both of the tabloids try to get a little action out of Mayor Bloomberg’s…

The First Mayoral Debate

Hands up, how many of you watched the mayoral debate last night? Really? All of you? Wasn’t it amazing? I’m not sure what my favorite part was: the heckling of Mike Bloomberg by the Green party candidate (from the audience), the high school auditorium-level production values, the…

The Five Nuttiest Things Mike Bloomberg Said Today So Far

“I live in one place” says @MikeBloomberg, who owns homes in London, Bermuda, Vail, Westchester, Hamptons, and Upper East Side.

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) March 30, 2012

Dear @MikeBloomberg, please save us from US national insanity. I’m not American citizen, but if I was I would definitely vote for you. The president of the US has influence over the whole world, so it is important for me you to be the next president, but not the alien pretenders.

The Uber-Rich Lose All Perspective, Mike Bloomberg Edition

Oh, Mike Bloomberg: “You know, last time I checked, pharmaceutical companies don’t make a lot of money, their executives don’t make a lot of money — not that they couldn’t do better.” That was on the radio this morning, says Liz…

Mayor Smaug Sad :(

Only 27 shopping days remain until the De Blasio Era begins, in which each subway car is its own Thunderdome of homeless…

Wealthy Mayor Still Wealthy, Mayor

About eight and a half years ago, the New York Times’ Joyce Purnick asked the following question:

If a mayor of New York conducts himself like a businessman by doing what he likes when he likes; if he flies off on his private jet without…

Which 500 People Pay 15% of All New York City Taxes???

.@mikebloomberg says 500 tax filers pay an incredible 15 percent of the city’s income tax.

— Jill Colvin (@colvinj) October 12, 2012

On radio, .@mikebloomberg says .1 percent (3700…

Mike Bloomberg Doesn’t Care How Banks Treat Poor People

“We’re not going to back away from tactics that work,” says @MikeBloomberg on stop&frisk.

— Mike Grynbaum (@grynbaum) May 18, 2012