Dandelions and hateIt was the spring. The sun was shining and the flowers were blooming.“I hate flowers.” Even before you said it, I saw it on your face. The look of contempt for something natural.
Introducing the Craigslist Poetry ProjectMy only new year’s resolution is to clean up some personalsI went to the dog park today with my dog, a 13 lb. rat terrier mix named Bubba. We had a great time running around and finding…
Missed ConnectionDu standest mit deinen Freunden auf der großen Treppe am Bahnhofsvorplatz, ich kam aus dem Bahnhof, es war Sommer und Abend, schon dämmrig. Ich hatte gerade einen Typen, den ich übers Internet kennengelernt hatte, nach einem Treffen zum Zug gebracht. Er war zufällig in der Gegend, also hatten wir…
Plunder my BootyI saw you across the dance floor. It was a costume party and I was the demure virgin with the heaving bosom. I flirted with you with my fan; fluttering it over my mouth like a wing in flight. I tracked you with my eyes — brown and desperate. Big.
Quite Possibly the Most Beautiful Craigslist Missed Connections Post Of All TimeThis post originally appeared on Kinda Kind.
Saw you at Hyrule Castle — m4wA momentary and peaceful silence crept over every inch of the spires while a slight gust followed their…
Missed ConnectionsMISSED CONNECTION: You took my coffee by mistake and smiled at the barista. I’m rooting for you guys but irate about my whole…
