Bifocals! Ah, yes, I remember bifocals. The good old days. It’s trifocals now, and at this rate by the time I'm retired I’ll have six different graduations and you’ll be able to hear my neck click into place as I adjust for distance.

Wait, I still have a set of bifocals. On my computer glasses. Yes, my stupid, nothing-more…

Reauthorization of Older Americans Act

S. 192 would amend and reauthorize the Older Americans Act, which establishes services and protections to Americans above the age of 60. The Older Americans Act funds caretaking, nutritional, and health services for older Americans; and for ombudsman programs to…

Geriatric Stranger Danger

New Yorkers are not rude people. It’s just that we can get through the day without a lot of extraneous chitchat. We can communicate with each other with a quick chin lift, a head nod, and if need be, a series of simple yet eloquent hand gestures. When I first began travelling…

I didn’t stop reconfiguring Windows to use vgasys.fon (“System”) as the font for menus and such until around 2008. It was the content font for all my mIRC installations for.. ever. Today I use Terminus (and a different IRC client). Watching you adults discover the shapes of a thing that I have perfectly detailed memories of has made me feel quite…

Funny, this reminds me of the time I met Bobcat Goldthwait in Atlanta and provided him with some material for the show later that night. Joke goes like this:

So I’ve been happily married for years, and it always surprises me when young ladies hit on me. They’re like, “I wanna take you back to my house and screw you ALL NIGHT…