How To Accept An Invitation

Thank you for your invitation. I want you to know that if I do accept, I will likely ruin your event.

I will pop the bouncy castle. I will not take off my shoes. I will double dip.

How to do a party when you’ve got social anxiety and a chronic pain condition.

FORWARD: So, I wrote this a few months back and just found it in my diary, it’s tantamount to the increasing speed that absolutely everything, especially time itself takes once you’re vaguely…

Sobras

O que sobrou daquela maluca?
Passei muito tempo fazendo coisas que nunca entendi.
Tomei porres por estar feliz. Tomei porres por estar triste. Tomei porres porque era o que me mandavam fazer.
Fui de carro, quando deveria ter ido de metrô.
Ganhei dinheiro. Perdi dinheiro.
Vesti amor. Aceitei amor. Pedi amor.
Beijei…

This is the story of a cat, a snake and a pig.

There was Cat. Although she thought she was a lion, she was really a cat.

There was Snake. She preferred the company of one. Herself. And dark corners.