I’m not one for manipulation, but this definitely works — I’ll be honest with you darling, you already know the answer to this one. You’re not a baby. You know that when someone isn’t into you anymore, they stop checking in, saying nice things, or trying to see you. But hey: sometimes it’s nice to pretend he’s just busy, just over the honeymoon phase, or just really stressed about his goldfish. I mean he isn’t, but okay.