Rules for Writing

I've stopped telling people that I am a writer. I am, but saying so unfailingly prompts the question “What do you write?”, for which there is no conversation-friendly answer. What people expect to hear is generally some genre or other categorical description: “I write Sci Fi,” or “I write about…

And there we have it folks. Jerry Nelson, brilliant writer and photographer puts another dumb conservative in his place.

For those at home wondering how this genius did it, I’ll outline the steps:

• Read a story about some progressive fantasy involving everyone in America having a “basic income” handed…