Satire

I’m, your tour guide on this crazy ride. I’ve been playing with this little toy called Midjourney, an AI tool that helps me cook up all kinds of bizarre scenarios. Think of it as my secret ingredient for the perfect laughter recipe. Today’s special? …

My destructive dong has a long history of being dodgy with the details. — Folks, a few last housekeeping items before we get started ticketing the shit out of our neighbors. First, we need to appoint a Board Secretary. I’d do this super important note-taking job myself, but I can’t. My dick is just too big. It kills me that I can’t fill this…

Why on ‘earth’ would anyone think like that? Well, this is homeschooling’s finest hour. — Rolling Stone reports that Kandiss Taylor, the Christian Nationalist “Jesus, Guns, and Babies” podcaster, as well as a GOP Georgia gubernatorial candidate in 2022 and newly-appointed Georgia Republican Party district chairperson, is taking a lot of slack for things said in her recent interview with two fellow flat earthers. In…

Nein, you do not know them at all — In the German language, there are endless compound words, many of which refer to words for specific emotions, words that don’t exist in other languages. You have have heard of words like shcadenfreude, weltschmerz, and kummerspeck. But you may not have heard of these others that are very real and…

It is healthy for even the most rational of minds to recognize the value of a hearty laugh — Humor! As I sat this morning, halfway into my 1st cup of liquid bliss, I heard a slight knock, not at the door, but inside my subconscious. So, I quietly asked, what’s up? I heard, “We must find others like us and reach out.” Hmm. Ok, are you thinking what I’m…

Who needs religion when you can have orgasms instead? — Obviously I’m just horny, so horny in fact that I’d rather go to hell than resist any of my horniness. I heard about this “Jesus” and his love and threw it all away. I don’t want love, I want sex. I want dirty, raunchy fornicating. I want upside-down adultery. I…

Your pen is your sword — your assets were your wit and your pen not much really to counter your snowballing liabilities as in earth, cement, gravity, in-laws, bills I mean wit never saved anyone from bankruptcy and calling your pen your sword sort of speaks for itself in this age of advanced nuclear weapons Medium…

Evil lives in my home and it may live in yours too! — The Presence of Evil Oh pile of dirty laundry, why dost thou mock me? Thou taketh up space on my floor just to shock me. Every day, thou buildeth a mountain yet steeper, Reminding me that I am not a good housekeeper. Thy filth and thy stench assault all my senses; I glance thy way…