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The software engineer’s guide to asserting dominance in the workplace

As a software engineer, changing jobs is a way of life. Every day, beautiful recruiters from top tech companies reach out to you on LinkedIn with new opportunities, and each new job equals higher pay and an…

10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings

Here are my ten favorite tricks for quickly appearing smart…

Truth In Satire

Trump Revokes Security Clearance Of Mike Pence, Citing VP’s “Desire To Rule”

In a striking display of paranoia, president calls second-in-command “a scheming politician…

I’m The Exclamation Point You Need! More!! Of!!!

Punctuation…For Her!! You’re welcome!!!!

Playing “Where’s Waldo” (aka Ben Carson)

“Damn, Ben. Sit back in your seat. You’re making it too easy!”

A Brief Totally Accurate History Of Programming Languages

One Hundred Percent Inspired by Facts

Truth In Satire

Trump, Pleading Dyslexia, Says He Called Omarosa A “GOD,” Not A “DOG”

President claims reading disability caused him to inadvertently transpose letters in describing former…

I’m Perfect and This is My Morning Routine

You Can’t Do All of This, But You Should If You Want to Be Happy

Truth In Satire

Trump Slaps 50% Tariff On Turkish Towels And Dried Figs As Erdogan Squirms

“If Turkey wants to export its cozy Peshtemal, Hammam and Fouta towels to the U.S., Erdogan better…

It’s Time to Leave San Francisco

That’s it. The Kevin Roose article in the New York Times did it for you. It’s time to leave San…