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America F — ked In The Butt By Three Huge Dicks Trying To Repeal Obamacare

Affordable health coverage for millions ravaged and left for dead by trio of Republican sadists…

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18 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is A Far Better President Than Barack Obama

(According to Red State Republicans)

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Trump Didn’t Tape Comey, But Says He Does Have Video Of Joe And Mika Doing It

President admits to possessing “more than 30 blackmail tapes” that he plans to use “if people…

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Trump Says He Doesn’t Want Poor People Running His Economy, But Has 913 Other Jobs For Them

Golf club schlepper and Bannon pustule popper are “just some of the great…

Your cat is a millennial and he literally can’t even

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Trump Explains James Comey Tapes

Oh Kompromat, Oh Kompromat, You’re A Ball Of Orange Lunacy

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Trump Hints He Might Take Summer Off To Work On Film Script About His Presidency

Says White House commitments are interfering with his creative process, needs more time to…

Why Amazon Bought Whole Foods

Its not about food. It’s about the future of commerce.

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Flynn Sold Seven C.I.A. “Super Secrets” To The Russians—And Trump Got A Cut

Despite being a major blackmail risk, Trump invited compromised national security adviser to…

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In Series of Bizarre Breakfast Tweets, Trump Rates Favorite Cereal Mascots

President says he’s big fan of Tony The Tiger’s signature message, but shares Count Chocula’s…