Satire

I have fought him for twenty years. He’s just unaware of it. — Twenty years ago, when I was young and naïve, I met my enemy in the deep, dark hollows beneath the Metro, a small Chicago concert venue. Back then when I worked at a chain music store, we had the perks of free tickets and “Meet & Greets” with bands before…

In his trial against the Sandy Hook families, Alex Jones’s lawyer accidentally gave the opposing lawyer the entirety of the contents of Jones’s phone, and didn’t follow up on retracting or protecting any of the data. Now the phone, a treasure trove of insanity and possible criminal evidence in other…

You might recall it’s a defense Steve Martin made popular some years ago. After calling the Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax for a decade, Alex Jones admitted the shootings actually took place. And he seems to think that should be the end of it. The jury that dinged him…

No, you cannot drop our cat off in the middle of town and hope for the best — “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” — Groucho Marx I was walking into the kitchen when I noticed my husband bent over a task. He had a write-in name tag and was working on it. When I walked over, he was writing the…

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