An Honest Accounting of My Billable Hours9:00 AM — 9:15 AMStill on the train.9:15 — 9:30 AMArrived at 9:25. Promptly checked e-mail and all social media platforms to keep abreast of any new developments since previous…
Things I’d Rather Do With The Tax Money I OwePut it in a blender with some hot sauce and eat it while whimperingOrigami chickensRoll it up so it’s all pointy and shove it in my eyesSet it alight and throw it into…
The single trait all winners possessThey tend not to read medium articles espousing the many traits of winners. Because they are too busy fucking killing it.
Welcome to my RelationshipOh hi! B and I really weren’t expecting anyone other than ourselves in our relationship, but make yourself at…
I Quit Drinking For a Month and My Favorite Liquor Store Went Out Of Business And I Can’t Stop Blaming Myself
The Quiet Death of British SatireEven at the best of times, England must seem like an exceedingly fucking weird place to outsiders…
Ninety-Something Articles I Never WroteI’ll just leave this here10 Signs He Dumped YouHe Called You a Liar but No One Has To Know That
