Satire

Merger set to rival Wikipedia — So it’s official. And you heard it here first! Medium and Quora, will soon merge to form a super encyclopedia to rival Wikipedia. The new name hasn’t been finalised yet, but it’s expected to be a simple — and predictable — portmanteau of the two existing names Mediora Media specialists…

Hey, it appears this thing every week is a thing 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ Saludos vecinos! Is that you? Yes, it’s me. No one else is goofy or Foolish enough to pen this Fluff every week. Another Fine, Fluttering Floats your way. My Favorite day of the week, and I don’t even work…

This is What I Imagine it Would Be Like — I’m not going to lie: The second indictment of Donald Trump fills me with joy. Almost as much as Pat Robertson dying during Pride Month. It was a hell of a day yesterday. Thank you, Jesus. Trump was indicted on 7 federal counts relating to his mishandling of classified documents…

Some Kind of Pretty Candles at Breakfast, Better Off to Buy Me Love — 6:30 am: It is like totally early. I am Frankie. I use hair spray before school. I paint my eyelashes with a small tube of blue paint. I wear thrift shop clothes, even though no other pupils at my school do. 7:00 am: I am on the bus with dweebs…

My destructive dong has a long history of being dodgy with the details. — Folks, a few last housekeeping items before we get started ticketing the shit out of our neighbors. First, we need to appoint a Board Secretary. I’d do this super important note-taking job myself, but I can’t. My dick is just too big. It kills me that I can’t fill this…

I am a content creation consortium now and it’s awesome — Dear Readers, It’s always satisfying to read comments about a piece with my name on it. But I think I should clear something up. “T. Kent Jones” no longer refers solely to the carbon-based life form bearing that name. …

Nein, you do not know them at all — In the German language, there are endless compound words, many of which refer to words for specific emotions, words that don’t exist in other languages. You have have heard of words like shcadenfreude, weltschmerz, and kummerspeck. …

Who needs religion when you can have orgasms instead? — Obviously I’m just horny, so horny in fact that I’d rather go to hell than resist any of my horniness. I heard about this “Jesus” and his love and threw it all away. I don’t want love, I want sex. I want dirty, raunchy fornicating. I want upside-down adultery. I…