bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneWedding +1 Doesn’t Increase Chance to Hit, Damage“Honestly, if I had known, I probably wouldn’t have started a fight at the reception”Jun 4
Dylan M. AustininThe HavenMad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among ConservativesIs this the write way to get woke?Mar 20, 20231
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneLocal Woman Removes Carpet, Reveals Secret Entrance to Tomb“Square footage is square footage! In this market, I’ll take it any way I can get it.”May 28May 28
Rishabh VashishthaSatire: Columbia‘s Admissions Office Opposes Arrests at Pro-Palestine Encampments Because They…“Columbia University protesters were taken into custody late Tuesday night after the school president asked the NYPD to clear them from…May 12May 12
Rishabh VashishthaSatire: USC Valedictorian Will Be Allowed to Speak As Long As She Doesn’t Make Things Too SadThe University of Southern California (USC) has officially cancelled its commencement ceremony over controversies caused by the valedictory…Apr 26Apr 26
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneWedding +1 Doesn’t Increase Chance to Hit, Damage“Honestly, if I had known, I probably wouldn’t have started a fight at the reception”Jun 4
Dylan M. AustininThe HavenMad Libs ‘Oops! All Pronouns’ Edition Sparks Outrage Among ConservativesIs this the write way to get woke?Mar 20, 20231
bennyinThe Dungeon TribuneLocal Woman Removes Carpet, Reveals Secret Entrance to Tomb“Square footage is square footage! In this market, I’ll take it any way I can get it.”May 28
Rishabh VashishthaSatire: Columbia‘s Admissions Office Opposes Arrests at Pro-Palestine Encampments Because They…“Columbia University protesters were taken into custody late Tuesday night after the school president asked the NYPD to clear them from…May 12
Rishabh VashishthaSatire: USC Valedictorian Will Be Allowed to Speak As Long As She Doesn’t Make Things Too SadThe University of Southern California (USC) has officially cancelled its commencement ceremony over controversies caused by the valedictory…Apr 26
Laughs Out LoudlyVegan Man Cares About Animals, DGAF About WomenDaryl Ostrich (who legally changed his name to be animal-like) has been vegan and an animal-rights activist for nearly 30 years. His fight…Mar 27
Meg ScanlonArea Teen Did Not Poop Her Pants At Field Hockey Practice Despite RumorsBALTIMORE–Varsity field hockey center midfielder for the Kennedy Wolverines, Jessica Wagner, slipped on goose poop on the field Thursday…Jan 19
LilyWe Are All HamasAs it turns out, we are all Hamas. It’s quite unfortunate, but hey, what are you going to do? You don’t choose the Hamas life, the Hamas…Nov 4, 2023