Did you know your life is getting hijacked daily without your consent? Read on to find out who the hijacker is and how you can reclaim control. Picture an alien, not the green ones with the googly eyes, but the chic, fashionable ones from the next galaxy over, observing us from their floating avocado-shaped spaceship. They’re studying our species, trying to decipher our complex minds. After months of scrutiny, they finally arrive at a conclusion: Humans have some peculiar, self-sabotaging habits.