But Allan, what’s a TV star with small hands to do when he gets out of prison?
One male celeb was thrown serious shade
No part in the film of his life if it’s made
Thought he would star as the prez in “The Donald”
In a cruel twist of fun, Trump’s replaced by O’Donnell
Yes, Rosie O’Donnell has landed his role
And the movie’s renamed, “The World’s…