Sharkometer

From the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws. Deep Blue Sea 2 by Darin Scott, 2018 Starring Danielle Savre, Rob Mayes, Michael Beach, Nathan Lynn Kim Syster, Jeremy Jess Boado, Darron Meyer, Adrian Collins, Cameron Robertson Budget: Unclear, but compared to…

From the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws. Shark Night 3D by David R. Ellis, 2011 Starring Sara Paxton, Dustin Milligan, Chris Carmack, Katharine McPhee, Joel David Moore, Donal Logue, Joshua Leonard, Sinqua Walls, Alyssa Diaz, Chris Zylka, Jimmy Lee…

From the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws. Santa Jaws by Misty Talley, 2018 Starring: Reid Miller, Courtney Lauren Cummings, Jim Klock, Carrie Lazar, Arthur Marroquin, Miles Doleac, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran, Scott Allen Perry, Ritchie Montgomery Budget: Typically $1 or…

From the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws. Bait 3D by Kimble Rendall, 2012 Starring Sharni Vinson, Phoebe Tonkin, Xavier Samuel, Julian McMahon, Cariba Heine, Alex Russell, Lincoln Lewis, Alice Parkinson, and Dan Wyllie Budget: $20 million AUD Box office: $32 million…

From the shockingly unwatchable to ridiculously good, the Sharkometer series dissects every shark movie according to the GOAT Jaws. Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy (or Sharkman or Hammerhead) by Michael Oblowitz, 2005 Starring: Hunter Tylo, William Forsythe, Jeffrey Combs, Paul King/Hammerhead, Elise Muller, Arthur Roberts, G.R. …