Smillews Postcards

in only 8 days, the internet is going to fail permanently-a.j. — Hopefully, we will know prior to the eades of march, who Yana Bostongirl has a crush on. If it’s not Srini, Genius Turner, Philip Mann-Montreal or Victor Cardenas, then it has to be @Hasan Minhaj. On ‘The Daily Show’, he deactivated his Twitter account LIVE! He knows what’s going…

Patrick Eades has been writing for medium.com since 07/07/22. i believe he still has a day job as a physical therapist for a bit longer, then a sabbatical to write full-time. oh yeah, he’ll have plenty of time to write as a stay-at-home dad of a baby boy and a…

lo siento mucho. i am sorry that you are only one-tenth of a follower. i’m not sure who you are, but there is buenas noticias. good news: YOU CAN BE REBUILT. we will take the body parts from the bots, scammers, fake accounts who are following me and we…

#6. welcome to men’s underpants, stephanie — i kiss anacita’s forehead and tuck her in. she’s surrounded by her stufft animals. a dr. seuss book is on her nightstand, and i imagine the places she’ll go. she is only seven, and she’s lived en acapulco y calzoncillos. her life has been tumultuous for a child. will her…

but lucy furr wants to walk anyway, even though we hiked for 90 miles yesterday in the mud and snow and ice — 7. somewhere in a. the nevada desert b. calzoncillos c. the gotthard tunnel 3. a truck driver is pulling into g. ‘georgia’s elite’ p. a petrol station s. singapore 4. to purchase a costco package of u. used glow-in-the-dark condoms r. rotisserie chicken a. a bottle of mike’s gatorade 2. the plane above landed in

that smillew invited me to participate in while i was en vacaciones en scribophile. (not owned by a B$ario), but that is not the point of this post pertaining to puppets and pests, aka, Grimsby Hackney 😁. — #36 — 9 Tips to Become a Better Liar Master the art of the liemedium.com do i have to write text now? it’s all self-explanatory. i’ve ‘splained it to meself several times, cuz me dogs are still napping, anacita’s en la escuela, and mis hermanas have real jobs.

the entries:

round five — by carrie ann — carrie ann: (back from feeding the neighbor’s dog whilst they’re en vacaciones) did i miss anything? angie: Smillew was here. carrie ann: what the — - angie: — just kidding. so far, steph’s been catatonic, anacita played “que”. and i spelled “quef” and “flog”. carrie ann: sick puppy. i would…

round three — by angie and mrs. jackson — “all my letters are caca poopoo.” always going for the giggle from my best friend’s little girl. and there it is. she laughs and snorts her chocolate milk at the same time. a brown shower out of her nose, barely missing the scrabble board. 99 points. “ha! here it is!” …