Crystal Duanthe softboy now monetizes himself on substackThe Substack Softboy, in his current form, has a thousand person following. His Paid Subscriptions are sacred; they’re where he unleashes…Jan 17, 2023Jan 17, 2023
Miriam JayaratnainSlackjawHow To Make A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich: A Softboy’s Step-By-Step GuideFeels are my jam.Oct 25, 20205Oct 25, 20205
LaBelleHow to identify a softboyYou might have heard about the infamous ‘fuckboy,’ the one who texts you at 2 a.m. asking you to come over and then forgets to text you…Jun 19, 2017Jun 19, 2017
Patrick VermillionHave You Encountered the ImprovComedyBoi?The Softboy, in his current form, aims for the relationship, tries for the quiet, roams to romanticize. The ImprovComedyBoi strings you…Mar 23, 2017Mar 23, 2017
Tyler FrancischineSoft Boy Encounters Moth Girl (What Happens Next Will Shock and Surprise You)I’ve never really felt like a type before, or that I completely fit into one of these pop culture archetypes floating around the Internet…Dec 19, 2016Dec 19, 2016
Sarah ElizabethinP.S. I Love YouThe KeeperYou are housesitting for your boss and really enjoying her borderline-obese cat and her cable subscription. It’s been a year since you…Nov 4, 2016Nov 4, 2016
windfalldjrymvaWhat Valentino Shoes it is: PetuniaPetunia Pickle Bottom diaper bagApr 27, 2016Apr 27, 2016
Sarah ElizabethThe Softboy ApologyHe looked exactly like my high school prom date with a better haircut, so it didn’t take me much time to imagine the sun shining out of his…Oct 27, 20151Oct 27, 20151
poor old dingHi I’m Dingraha and I wrote a bunch of words about the notion of Softboys-as-execrable-shitty-men…Alan Hanson (iluvbutts247) recently wrote a post about softboys, and its garnered him a lot of cultural cachet. He’s a writer who’s written…Sep 15, 2015Sep 15, 2015
