Just in case this gets back to Andy Murray which of course will never happen, I think your wife is hot too. The article is merely a satirical farce otherwise known as complete nonsense.
Rafael Nadal and the 2015 US OpenWho Roofied Rafa by Marc Cianciola, author of such timely classics as “Willy Wawronka from Chocolateland and the 2 Slams Sundae”, “Novak Ostracized for Returning Unscathed” and the ever popular “Roger Realized Fedestation Will Some Day Cease”.
