InMuddyUmbyToni CroweTraumatized Butterball Turkey Comes Out of Hiding Now That Thanksgiving Is Over“I‘m still standing,” says TurkeyDec 48
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InMuddyUmbyToni CroweI Thought It Was Another Woman — My Husband Updated His Underwear After Forty YearsSo glad I didn’t have to kill him in his sleepAug 15, 202262Aug 15, 202262
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweSometimes, I Want to Punch My Spouse in The FaceMarriage requires a good sense of humor and a good right hookNov 113Nov 113
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweTraumatized Butterball Turkey Comes Out of Hiding Now That Thanksgiving Is Over“I‘m still standing,” says TurkeyDec 48
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweSurvival Skills: 8 Tips to Avoid Getting Kicked Out of the Cook-outI am watching youJul 531
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweI Thought It Was Another Woman — My Husband Updated His Underwear After Forty YearsSo glad I didn’t have to kill him in his sleepAug 15, 202262
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweSometimes, I Want to Punch My Spouse in The FaceMarriage requires a good sense of humor and a good right hookNov 113
InMuddyUmbyToni CroweNeed to Diffuse A Situation? Ignore Their Concerns and Pet Your Cat4 surefire techniques to de-escalate any situationSep 18
Toni CroweToday is National Underwear Day, so we can discuss a pole vaulter’s big wiener — I have details.Everywhere I looked yesterday, I saw the story of Anthony Ammirati, the pole vaulter who was denied qualifying for the pole vault finals…Aug 64
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