timestolen replied to your post: Life Changes
Maybe a wholesome Lindsay Lohan costume?
With ankle bracelet? Wholesome like she has to appear in court? Yeah I’ll take that.
timestolen replied to your post: steelopus replied to your photoset: I’m thinking…
no boner; can’t masturbate? I don’t understand these abbreviations.
nb;cm = no boobs; can’t masturbate
Trademarked by Steelopus as far as I know.
I am assuming that no boner; can’t masturbate is a similarly good explanation.
timestolen answered your question: I don’t really feel truthful today, so I’m just going to make shit up about myself.
Tell us, poppa, about your childhood. Didn’t you grow up on the streets of Harlem?
Why yes, I did grow up on the streets of Harlem. I was tasked with lengthening the hook used at the…