LISTEN, SHIPS BREAK IN HALF
BY STEVE WARDRIP
The pictures below represent what happened. I’m just here to warn you that the ship you are on, if you are on one, might break in half in a severe storm.
A sad emoji? 😢 Something subtle tucked near the top?💔 Or “Caution: the following material contains real, unfiltered looks at the human condition. Those who dislike being seen crying in public are advised to remove to a bathroom stall, utility closet, or car in the parking lot before proceeding.” (That last uses the Oxford comma, you notice, which…